Hallmark to Make Cards Apologizing to Future Generations for Ruining the Planet.

Unsubmissable, because I don't want to be sued by Hallmark.

Hallmark is rolling out a new campaign of greeting cards with future generations in mind. Acknowledging that we are in a climate emergency, representatives for the company say it’s time to help those that feel guilty about ruining the planet, apologize to future generations who will suffer from the effects.

Sally Ubanks, a spokeswoman for the company says,